Keep track of your deeds yourself now! You are doing so well I can't keep track~ by Anonymous

Oh, okay d00d!  I think that’s…let’s seeeee…..one, two, three….I am totally counting GLaDOS as one!  Added to my two already…six, d00d!

".. Experiment gone wrong, i see." /Kill it with fire/ never held more true than it does right now. by omnipotentapertureai

*shows you a flipper*  *is probably meant to be flipping you off*  *but….is a flipper…*

M!A You're now a Prinny until you atone! Accomplish 10 good deeds, or collect $50 in loose change! by Anonymous

happily-eternicidal:

actual-fairy-harpy:

Ah!  Wh-what happened, d00d?!

*covers her mouth with her flipper*

Why am I saying d00d?!

Kane growled angrily. “Cease. Don’t even think you can act kindly towards me. Believe me, whatever good deed you believe you can accomplish by helping me doesn’t exist. If a merciful god existed, the act of not helping me would be seven billion good deeds right there.” Kane snarled.

Despite the furious look on his face, he took his hand and transformed into a claw, slicing it through the air, opening a black rift, and pulled a small jingling bag out of it. The reaper tossed the bag at her. “One thousand units of copper plated currency. Now disappear from my sensory range before I actually do throw you.” He growled.

The Prinny was silent throughout Kane’s tirade.  His anger was almost palpable.  But she couldn’t help but think there was a note of despair intermingled in his voice?

A little flipper reached out toward him; she almost found herself wanting to say something, if not for the fact that he tossed out a small bag of coins.  Immediately she grabbed it in her flippers; after a bit of fumbling, she was able to dump the copper coins into her bag.

…why was he doing this for her?

Barely audible, a soft “…thank you,” lilted on the air.

8 more! by Anonymous

*pumps flipper!*  Were on our way, d00d!

Another success! Sharing limited food counts as a good deed! 9 more or 4000 more copper units left! by Anonymous

*pumps flipper!*  Sucess, d00d!  I’ll be done in no time!

((Ask limit!  DX))

Good job! Only four thousand more units of currency left! by Anonymous

*groans*  D000000000000ddddd!  *slumps over!*

M!A You're now a Prinny until you atone! Accomplish 10 good deeds, or collect $50 in loose change! by Anonymous

happily-eternicidal:

actual-fairy-harpy:

Ah!  Wh-what happened, d00d?!

*covers her mouth with her flipper*

Why am I saying d00d?!

As much as he’d love to do it, he knew he couldn’t. This wasn’t an actual prinny, but a mortal soul masquerading as one. A normal prinny he’d be able to throw with impunity, but this one… He’d be risking termination. “Don’t mistake this as mercy. You’re just too worthless to even bother with.” He said with a cruel smile.

A relieved sigh escaped her beak.

"Whatever the reason, I’ll take it d00d!"

Really, anything was better than exploding!

The little demon penguin was about to toddle off when she stopped short suddenly.  ”Oh…since I need to do good deeds to atone, maybe I can do something for you, d00d!”

Though….what would one do for a Reaper?

M!A You're now a Prinny until you atone! Accomplish 10 good deeds, or collect $50 in loose change! by Anonymous

happily-eternicidal:

actual-fairy-harpy:

happily-eternicidal:

actual-fairy-harpy:

actual-fairy-harpy:

Ah!  Wh-what happened, d00d?!

*covers her mouth with her flipper*

Why am I saying d00d?!

Wh-what’s so funny, d00d?!

Kane lifts the tiny little penguin girl with one hand. “Oh, nothing.” He says, his voice dripping with mischief. “Just wondering how far I can throw you and how big of an explosion you’ll make when you land.” He says with a malicious snicker.

Throw me…. *suddenly dawns on her!*

N-no, don’t throw me, d00d!  Th-there’s no need for that!  I-I’m a Prinny, you’re a Reaper; I-I could work for you, d00d!

Kane holds her in his palm, tossing her in the air lightly enough to not make her explode, but catching her with enough force to make her afraid. He repeats this action over and over again, pretending to look contemplative. “Hmm, nah. I’m more than capable enough to do my job alone.” He says, and catches her once more with a little more force behind it, before letting her down fairly gently.

He kneels down, looking at her with an arrogant, self-satisfied look on his face.

The little Prinny flails around, squeaking out a little “D00d!” in fright!  She braces herself for the explosion, but it never comes.  Rather, she’s set down gentle.

Looking up at the Reaper, she blinks, confused.  ”D-d00d?”